sleepy time jelly

When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up

Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly

by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt August 10, 2017

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Tommy timing

When you say something outrageously sus

Person 1: bro your balls could fit in my mouth
Person 2: yooo nah you on that Tommy timing

by 3babyariocha August 29, 2022

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I, Angel JOse Robles Will Continue Whilst Working Hhard At The Same Time, I

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

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Popcorn time

Enjoying the sight

Look at all the chaos those guys are causing
It's popcorn time

by veNevvv January 16, 2022

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amazon prime and booty time

Hey girl are you ready for some Amazon Prime and booty time?

by Main nugget May 5, 2019

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If you buy five of the scratch-off tickets that say, "Win up to five times", it very likely will refer to how many times the STATE will win, since you were idiotic enough to spend the money on those five tickets and probably not win anything yourself.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

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