Nut Job

The act of violently sucking on someone's testicles.

"I thought she was experienced, until she gave me a nut job."

by Froggo boi May 31, 2023

de nut

fat nut

he has de nut

by nhbn;ajk;wrjbj4whyn October 13, 2021

nut spell

When a person is really hyper and going crazy and says or does crazy random things

Mackenzie is in a nut spell again she'll be fine soon

by Free bird April 20, 2018

Smack Nuts

Used as a gesture to a friend or person as a greeting or to get their attention. You can also used is Smack Balls, Touch tits, Smacky, Skippie

Ex. 1. "What's up Smack Nuts" 2. "Hey Smack Nuts"

by ebbhead1973 April 13, 2010

National Kick a Guy In The Nuts Day

July 22nd. Kick any guy in the nuts AS MANY TIMES IF THEY MEAN TO YOU

"Uh oh, it's July 22nd"

"COME HERE!, ITS NATIONAL KICK A GUY IN THE NUTS DAY"

by Omgwhyjustidkanymore July 13, 2024

Burnt Nuts

Jacking off too fast and getting friction burns

Bro, I went too hard last night and got me some burnt nuts

by AWEYEAH May 14, 2017

nut shirt

When you don’t have anything around and are masturbating, so you grab the nearest shirt off the floor and spread it out across your stomach and nut on it. This is more hygienic and often preferable to the nut sock.

I was going to wear the black tee shirt in my laundry bin, but noticed it was stiff as a rock. It was in fact, used as a nut shirt.

by MattZaddy69 July 30, 2023