Sasquatch Kid

aka Sassy, He is the kid of the group (if hes even in a group) that is the loser that nobody likes but, is kept around for the soul purpose of making fun of him. The Sasquatch kid is Justin Bieber like in appearence, likes to stalk people via GPS, and Says catch phases like "a fuck you" "wow asshole" "hey ass wipe" and the ever so famous "you jew". The Sasquatch Kid is also a major troll bait cuz he doesnt get most inside jokes or jokes at all for that matter. On the Internet the Sasquatch Kid will appear Gaiafagish in a way with his ";-_-" anime Emoticon. Coming in contact with a Sasquatch Kid can and will result in.. IQ loss, herpes, internet tom foolery, Bieber fever, the need to kill ones self or others, super herpes, and the loss of puppy. Oh yeah, he also likes to eat puppies. And or pee on them too.

xanthe: omg!
perry: what?
xanthe: is that a gay teal greenish bike?
perry: ah horse crap! here comes that kid sassy again.
xanthe: we have to protect the puppy!!
perry: agreed!
Sasquatch Kid: hey you jews, i tracked you via GPS.
perry: wow! gee much?
xanthe: Zing! LOL
Sasquatch Kid: WOW asshole! ;-_-
R: go away no one likes you. roar! roar! roar!

by perryEB February 21, 2011

Threaten kids

You're not punishing someone for threatening kids... You're sacrificing other people's to feel like you have dominion or someone you do not have authority over.

Hym "And then using this conceptual slight of hand so that the people who actually lose someone can't come after you. Which is exactly what they should do. The lesson that can be learned from this is... Don't threaten kids, just murder them. Don't think about it. Don't negotiate. Just murder the kids. What happens afterwards only matters to the people whose kids die and not the people telling a MENTALLY RETARD, DISABLED BILLIONAIRE that he is ALLOWED TO STEAL."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025

Ghetto kid

Wears bass pro shops hat, wears a shirt of a band they don’t listen, wears nascar shirts but only knows about there political controversies, associates decent cartoons with horrible rap, listens to horrible rap, makes cringe edits, and thinks they’re hood but aren’t even a close to actual hood people like Miami, Memphis, and Detroit citizens as well as celebrities like ice cube, Jason luttrell, Eminem, etc

Sees Instagram feed: “so many ghetto kids”

by Nascarfan2007 September 13, 2022

Fortnite kid

A child who only play’s fortnite all the there usually skinny no life’s or fat no life’s and they never go outside and they have no friend and fortnite is the only thing they talk about

You only play fortnite what no life fortnite kid

by Ejeisisjiwsi November 21, 2022

Stimulus kids

Small groups of minorities who drive civic's, lowered car's, or cadillac's with 22'' chrome rims.

Hey Tony did you hear that one of the stimulus kids from work wants to race my corvette?

by funnyman12345 July 14, 2010

Scene Kid

Commonly mistaken for emo. Any emo kid who dresses emo for the style, not the feeling. If you're not sad and "emo" you're just a scene kid.

Scene Bitch: OMG I was at this party and I was so drunk! LAWLCAKES goood times!
Emo Bitch: Shut up scene kid *Cry cry*

by poopyface mgee March 25, 2009

stray kids

not straight kids, far from that!

goofy little guys

the reason we’re called stays is because the r in stray kids stands for rich; stay doesn’t have an r

by https.minho.ca May 7, 2024