penis poetry day

April 4th
The day you write poetry about your penis. It can be a metaphorical penis.

Hey man it's time for penis poetry day! This year I'll talk about my tip through a thug shaker metaphor.

by houuseplant April 3, 2023

Penis Insertable

A crevice or hole in which a penis is able to be inserted.

Yo dude, that chicks vagina was so smooth and penis insertable last night.

by semanateher April 21, 2011

Penis

uhh shit i dunno ask ur mom

mom what is a penis

by dickgiver999 November 25, 2023

Penis Limbo

The excruciating point right before ejaculation to determine whether you want to keep edging or climax

Guy 1: Why did you get that 1-nighter pregnant?
Guy 2: Got stuck in Penis Limbo and didn't pull out.
Guy 1: ok

by munybtvr December 4, 2022

PENIS NIGHT

A night when the lads get together and sings along to “Resputin” while dancing around a fire doing the classic “Penis Dance”.

Ryan” Yo ribbie u sliding to penis night?”

Ribbie”fuck ya, I live penis night!”

by PENIS NIGHT January 29, 2024

Penis Leaf

The foreskin of a penis; an insult

That man just called a woman a bitch because she wouldn’t sleep with him. He’s such a penis leaf .

by Petite Marvel January 19, 2018

kung pow penis

Originated from tumblr

When someone says something everyone finds cringey, one-by-one everyone types out “KUNG POW PENIS” to obliterate them

Ellie: wait, Eric, are you gay?
Sarah: you just noticed that?
Luke: K
Steven: U
Evan: N
Eric: G
Steven: P
Eric: O
Luke: W
Sarah: P
Evan: E
Steven: N
Luke: I
Eric: S
Ellie: I just got kung pow penis’d. wow.

by angelic-cyclist February 18, 2024