I fucked your mum

Something you would say to someone to piss them off

Hey Jono, I fucked your mum

by nuggislife March 18, 2020

I Don’t give A Shit!

Not giving a Shit(Not caring)

I don’t Give a Shit! That You stole his Bike!

by Makkyak May 1, 2020

Do i have the drink

No no Kimi you will not have the drink

You: do I have the drink?
Me: no no you will not have the drink

by Ppiee May 10, 2020

There is no word I can choose

This is when a human being wants to make their mark on the Urban Dictionary, but is unable to.

I want to type a word and definition in the Urban Dictionary, but there is no word I can choose.

by PerfectPizza9839 June 27, 2020

I wish everyday is Friday.

A remark made by students after school on any given Friday, expressing their relief and joy as weekend is coming - despite that weekends would never have come if, well, everyday is Friday.

The students would argue that they were referring to the Friday mood, that they meant that they wish such mood can be around throughout the school week.

Student A: "It's finally Friday."
Student B: "Yep, weekend is here."
Student C: "Yeah.. I wish everyday is Friday."
Student A & B: "hmm.."

by Jan Chau November 14, 2011

I SKIN INFANT BABIES

The catchphrase of the superhero Thor from the MCU he first stated it in the movie Thor: Love and Thunder.

Person 1: "Hey did you see the new Thor: Love and Thunder movie?"

Person 2: " Yeah I loved the scene when he said I SKIN INFANT BABIES"

by WordMule7 January 14, 2023

Half of everything I own

What Karen took in the divorce as well as the kids oh why Karen why have you forsaken me why did you take the kids it's been five years please come back I just want to see my kids again I promise I'll stop wearing your clothes while you're away

Half of everything I own: *exists*

Karen: abra ca dab-bruh

Half my money: Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good *vanishes*

Half my other belongings and my kids: *teleport into Karen's name*

Me: "NOOOOOOOOO!!!"

by WhyohY January 23, 2023