slap dick

1. a stupid person who is more than the average moron. Dopey as all sense of the word applies.
2. masturbation
3. doofus

Chris is such a fucking slap dick, he can't even wipe his own ass.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

Nickel Dick

A dick/penis that is not worth a dime.

"How was your date last night, Joanne?" Asked Katie.

"It was horrible, he had a Nickel Dick." Joanne replied.

"Oh No! That must have been awful!" Katie exclaimed.

by Rikian February 23, 2010

Dick Head

Someone who is looking up "Dick Head"

A Dick Head: I'm going to look up "Dick Head" on Urban Dictionary.

by the thing that eats March 16, 2010

dick sneeze

jizzing on bitches...

bitch you wanna see my dick sneeze???

by ironmankkk January 16, 2011

Swamp Dick

All of the left over resin collected from the bottom of one's bong. Often has a swamp like texture, usually accompanied by the taste of dick when smoked. THC content increases over time.

Swamp Dick should definitely be featured this year at the Cannabis Cup. That shit is fire.

by bareeye January 23, 2011

drizzle-dick

An unenthusiastic ejaculation, when the ejac comes out like a leaky faucet or a runny nose.

"The twentieth time I wacked my weenole it didn't squirt across the foyer.....I just had that drizzle-dick."

by Jethro X December 12, 2005

dick dew

Refers to pre-cum occasionally excreted from the male penis to be used as lubrication during intercourse.

Hey Bill... what the fuck is that on your hand... oh my god, it's Dick Dew!

by EternitySpent August 29, 2007