moong nut

A person that cannot drive for the life of them

This bloody moong nut just cut me off

by anonymous May 31, 2023

monkey nuts

when someone or something is displeasing or possibly boring.

"man that school rally kinda sucked monkey nuts".

by goofy hippo April 27, 2022

Nut stomp

The act of curb stomping somebody, but to replace the curb with somebodies genetalia.

"I gave Jim an honest to god nut stomp last night."

by Zach price August 4, 2021

Deez nuts

The best comeback of all time (other than ur mom duuhhh) and who ever thinks otherwise is a fucking puta! <3

Friend 1: ayo bro u hungry for some pizza
Friend 2: yea man what domino's?
Friend 1: NO A PIZZA DEEZ NUTS!

by Genderfluid and Pansexual babe November 9, 2021

one nut wonder

The nickname of Bryce Shetter of Decatur High School, which was given to him because he only has on nut.

Hey, Tristen! What Bryce’s nickname?

You mean the One Nut Wonder

by Meat sheath February 26, 2018

wall nut

When a male masturbates for hours on end, his penis will heat up. this will make his semen warmer. because heat rises, if this person ejaculates and their semen is warm enough, the semen will travel farther than normal. if this semen hits the wall, it is called a 'wall nut.'

sorry mom I dont know how to get it out its my wall nut

by c1icken January 10, 2018

Electro nut

You insert live wires into hers and yours ass and when you make love it shocks the living fuck outa both of y’all

Wanna do the electro nut?

by 11111000001 December 9, 2019