Stuck Nut Shuffle

When you non-chalantly bend/spread your legs while in deep conversation to unstick your nuts that are sticking to your inner thigh.

I just did the stuck nut shuffle while I was talking to that hot girl over there and she thought I was doing yoga poses.

by Bogu7883 February 27, 2021

nut no condom

what you say when someone stating facts

“cardi b is way more gangsta then nicki”

“nut no condom”

by asfdghjk,. January 29, 2019

Toasty nuts

That act in which one releases a high temp Flatulence while sitting down thus resulting in a burning sensation on the testicals that they feel toasted

"Oh bro the other day I was sitting in class and I let one rip and it was a fucking hot one and it traveled up to my nuts and gave myself some toasty nuts

by Hugecockring April 3, 2019

Nut spread

Something you put on bread with jelly

I put nut spread on my friends cheeks and licked it off

by Cannabilistic chicken April 12, 2024

Nuts

Go do your homework kid, you know what it is.

Person 1: Hey man, what are nuts?
Person 2: Dude im trying to draw, please go away.

by rottingr.oadkill April 18, 2021

No Nut November

In November, try not to eat nuts, like peanuts and hazelnuts.

I can't eat peanut M&M's too? Aw man, No Nut November is the worst!

by MrLoser74 December 8, 2022

Nut Tax

The monthly tax almost all men have to pay after nutting in the wrong woman and not marrying them.

Jimbo: “Damn, I barely have enough money to pay the nut tax for lil’ Jimmy this month.”
Richy: “Are you talking about child support?”

by GoodRep May 3, 2022