penis

often described as a rocketship to play with in the bathtub...at least that's what my uncle said after dinner....

"Hey Uncle Billy, can I play with your penis in the bathtub after dinner? We're almost to the moon!"

by Uncle Glizzy March 11, 2022

Penis

Dick and balls and you suck it for a living

“My penis is hard now suck it”

by Dhdheheh March 13, 2022

Penis

My rock hard cock

“Penis Balls and dick sloppy toppy”

by Dhdheheh March 13, 2022

bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

Penis Sucker

It’s for if people can suck their self off, it’s really hard to do. The main way is to cut off your penis and suck

I HAD MY PENIS CUT OFF HELP!!!!!!!!
STOP BEING A PENIS SUCKER, THATS MY PENIS

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

PENIS

PENIS IS ALSO KNOWN AS LONG PINK OR BLACK STICK, CAN BE USED IN ANY SENTENCE

WOW DUDE THATS ONE LONG STICK! DUDE JUST SAY PENIS INSTEAD

by lesbiangurl March 14, 2022

Penis

A part that dangles between a males legs. It has 2 balls. It is used for urinating and in sex. During sex, This part gets stiff from feelings and once stiff, goes into a womans Vagina. (There is a sack in the Vagina designed about 4 inches deep for penises.) Once inside a vagina the balls will produce cum and deposit it out the penis into the vagina and then the womans body will do the rest. (More on Vagina and Sex). A guys penis is normally 3-4 inces long.

I pulled my penis out too early and cummed all over her.

by Ohnowhat is a handle March 14, 2022