deez big nuts

a book about a squirrel called dees and has big nuts

deez big nuts has big nuts

by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 2, 2022

Nut

When you choke the chicken, yank the yoke, pull the plug, and a whitish fluid called cum just fires out your cock hopefully into a hot girl's cooch

Ah shit I just busted a nut in your mom. My bad.

by Notadicksucker July 1, 2022

great nut catastrophe

when you bust your balls then you run out of all your nuts like peanuts and almonds but you are left with 14 week old well kept pistachios

man its so sad jaquarius had a great nut catastrophe ,all he had left was 14 week old well kept pistachios

by mr.sir.prof.dr.man bro guy May 26, 2022

nut stache

it’s like a milk mustache but with nut, aka semen. (mostly seen after giving head)

“girl wipe off your nut stache, my mom’s almost home”

by sexylady124 March 19, 2023

Putzy Nuts

A guy who moves extremely slow.

Hurry up, putzy nuts, or we're going to miss the event!

by SusanAmy March 3, 2016

Finger Nut

This expression is used when you want someone to get better.Have a weird,mild sexual innuendo in it,but it's still used to express concern for someone we love.

Cheer up and finger Nut!

by Pufflehuffthegrey June 29, 2022

auto-nutting

when someone's latency in voice chat is so bad, it sounds like theyre gargling the ballsack of optimus prime...

person 1: is he auto-nutting?
person 2: can you hear him?
person 3: yea... he's auto-nutting...

by fl3rn87 July 23, 2024