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Urban Dictionary

Is this something people talk about in their daily lives?
Some guy "Hey, did you read that urban dictionary post the other day?"

Some other guy "Yeah, I was talking to my friend about it because that's totally a thing that people talk about."

Some guy "I know! I don't go a day WITHOUT talking about Urban Dictionary. I've actually NEVER had a conversation that wasn't about Urban Dictionary"

Some other guy "That's tight. We are totally normal people and talk about totally normal things."

Third guy "Hey, you ever hear of that one guy?"

Some guy "Bro, shut up! We're talking about Urban Dictionary! If it's not about Urban Dictionary we don't want to hear it."

Third guy "Bro! He's on Urban Dictionary!"

Some other guy "WHAT!? HE IS!?"

Third guy "YES! He is! People talk about him and Urban Dictionary all the time!"

Some guy "Oh! Ok. I thought you were going to talk about something other than Urban Dictionary."

Third guy "There are things to talk about other than Urban Dictionary?"

Some guy "Touché!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2022
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urban dictionary

a pretend dictionary that people go to when they want to make up their own definition of a word that is probably profane and vulgar
dude do u know what (blank) means
look it up on urban dictionary
by shmoopypants April 21, 2022
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Urban dictionary

A dictionary for people searching for false or idiotic definitions.
Me: Where do I find the definition for sex
You: The urban dictionary duh
by Hftihgyuug uggy November 2, 2021
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urban dictionary

The worst dictionary in the entire universe which talks about no logical stuff that a person with common sense knows and ends lives, full stop.
Eww, what brand is this dictionary? Oh, this is urban dictionary!
by anonymous November 8, 2021
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mark urban

When you're delusional, ill-informed and overall a general terrible human-being.
Person 1 : Did you see Jake Paul said he could beat Mike Tyson easily? what is that guy delusional?
Person 2: Not even just delusional bro, he's Mark Urban'd that Shii
by D D O Y A November 9, 2021
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Urban dictionary

Urban Dictionary
The destroyer of true intellect and true the English language. A great big pile of crap!

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by anonymous November 11, 2021
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urban dicking it

hold on let me urban dic that
yeah, urban dicking it
by jeanscocknballz November 13, 2021
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