A mysterious shit left by a person in an abnormal place to annoy another person, followed by a phone call to the victim whispering "The phantom has struck."
Example 1: "Oh my god someone has shit on a plate and put it in the fridge.
Example 2: Victim "What is that on top of the bonnet of my car? Christ that's somebody's shit."
Telephone Rings
Victim "Hello"
Phantom Shitter: "The phantom has struck"
Example 2: Victim "What is that on top of the bonnet of my car? Christ that's somebody's shit."
Telephone Rings
Victim "Hello"
Phantom Shitter: "The phantom has struck"
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