Cum coat is where you choke your lover with a belt while ejaculating with duct tape wrapped around your penis, then cum on her stomach and repeat the process untill you drench her in cum and make it look like a coat.
by Im going to destroy your moms August 30, 2020

by A whole bundle o' gay June 15, 2018

1. A person usually large in stature who represents both horny and silly personality traits
2. A filler word used to shock and add spice to a conversation among your peers open for interpretation
2. A filler word used to shock and add spice to a conversation among your peers open for interpretation
Jeremiah: weather outside sure is crazy huh?
Christopher: yea man sure (says with boredom)
James: Rivers cum!
Christopher: yea man sure (says with boredom)
James: Rivers cum!
by The Italian sausage February 26, 2025

When one attempts to bust on a partners face, but ends up tossing the cum directly over the partner and onto the floor, bed, etc.
Sharqueshwa: "I was totally ready to take Jondineristh's load on my face, but he South Jersey Cum Tossed it and left me totally disappointed and with a stained mattress"
by American OG August 8, 2017

by Sluzhyperson June 29, 2022

by bigcockenergy May 7, 2022
