sex penis 

a sex penis is a complement to all people with a hitler hair do

bro 1: hey sex penis

bro2: i dont look that much like hitler smh

sex penis by penis 1100998877 December 4, 2020

Nuke Penis 

The Penis the turtle of toss the turtle has

that turtle has a nuke penis

Nuke Penis by PENIS NUKE December 22, 2020

pseudo penis 

A pseudo-penis is a penis like member found on an animal that, while superficially appearing to be a penis

Females and feminists with too much testosterone tend to grow a pseudo penis, a penis looking body part; not to be confused with Penis Envy

pseudo penis by Dr. Whaaa December 24, 2020

Shrimp Penis

A male with a penis so small or gives off small penis energy.

Man Justus is such a homophobe I bet he has a shrimp penis!

Shrimp Penis by i eat rich ppl January 1, 2021

Irrigation Penis 

IP is the officially recognized acronym of Irrigation Penis founded by the one and only frog god

HAHA I GOT YOU'RE IRRIGATION PENIS NOW I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE

Irrigation Penis by Zakir Abdul Ghaffari Bin Osama January 4, 2021

Micro penis

A micro penis is used to describe someone whose penis is not only small but can be labelled as microscopic.
An embarrassing size with questionable functionality.

My friend Andrew Dalimore has a micro penis-Beau

Micro penis by Andypoi123 January 14, 2021

Pinot Penis 

When you drink too much Pinot Grigio to the point where it’s nearly impossible for you to feel any sexual stimulation. - Equivalent to whiskey dick.

Last night I hit her with the Pinot Penis, I couldn’t cum, but she fell in love.

Pinot Penis by 2skip3 January 21, 2021