Random girl: "What is that thing looking like a third leg between his legs?"
Her friend: "Don't look at him like that Petricia! He is the CEO of penis. He will bitch-slap your face with his enormous veiny horse cock"
Random girl:" Damn thanks for warning me Elizadeath. What could I ever do without you"
Her friend: "Don't look at him like that Petricia! He is the CEO of penis. He will bitch-slap your face with his enormous veiny horse cock"
Random girl:" Damn thanks for warning me Elizadeath. What could I ever do without you"
by TheT-PoseGuy May 28, 2020
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Get the penismug. by The Grimm one September 4, 2022
Get the Elephant Penismug. something that can be consumed by a cunt or tommaso or a tight asshole from syria it can be bought on ebay for 5$ or you can do a penis trade on www.penistrade.cum penis is hard
i wanna trade in my penis for 5$ im smart no not really im now a woman haha i have no cunt nor penis lol omg suck my nothing
by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017
Get the penismug. 