cunt couture

oozing pure cunt. dripping with diamonds. u are the runway. ur a bitch with purpose.

*twice preforming HELLO on tour*

audience member: CUNT COUTURE!!!!!!!!!!!

by tteacat September 27, 2022

what a wonderful cunt

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

Ronald McDonald’s Cunt

Either a penis or vagina. Who knows nowadays?

Look it’s Ronald McDonald’s cunt

by Long shorts 59 May 15, 2020

disabled cunt

A a lad that is very cuntish, the type of guy to get head boy because he is disabled. Loves kicking balls and licking gooch, known for lifting weights while eating side show bobs calf’s. Works at Greggs bc he is violent molested by family. Does not eat cheese onion crisps because it reminds him of the time a kick stepped on his white creps, he calls people nibby and tells them to relax to trigger them

“You’re just like that disabled cunt”

In bed with another girl, a girl looks at your penis sees its sloppy and calls you a disabled cunt

by Nedddybear May 17, 2018

Cunt Hung

A derogatory term used to describe a woman (usually in an authoritative roll) who is prone to degrade, step on, and otherwise mistreat other women in her environment.

1. Make sure Mrs. Smith likes you. She's cunt hung for all the girls around here.

2. WOMAN A: Damn! Mrs. Smith is such a bitch to me... it's like she's on a mission to give me a hard time.
WOMAN B: No, she's just CUNT HUNG! ...
WOMAN A: LOL what? that's nasty what does that mean?
WOMAN B: She's on a mission to to fuck up everyones life here. Especially the other girls she thinks are a threat to here status.
WOMAN A: That's messed up.
WOMAN B: Yep ... Bitch is cunt hung.
WOMAN A: Wow yeah I guess so... Ugh I still can't stand the C word though...
WOMAN B: But it's such a adequate description of her evilness
WOMAN A: Yeah I guess so... But still... it's like just as nasty as the M word...
WOMAN B: The "M" word? ...
WOMAN A: Yeah .... hello?

WOMAN B: ? ... ?
WOMAN A: Oh come on don't make me say it...
WOMAN B: yeah you need to say the word, cuz I have no idea what you are talking about.
WOMAN A: Ugh... Ok ... Moist ... UGH! Ew!
WOMAN B: LOL Moist!
WOMAN A: Ew stop!
WOMAN B: MOOIST MOOOOOISSSST ha ha ha
WOMAN A: Aaaah you're one M word away from being cunt hung!
WOMAN B: Ha ha ha Oh so you can say cunt hung now, but not moist?
WOMAN A: Aaaah!

by JeffreyLee4Free! September 26, 2014

Cunt (coo-nt)

An African American cunt; An African American woman's genitalia.

Shanequa's a fucking cunt (coo-nt)!

by Max__Payne September 14, 2013

Cunt

Used to describe this bitch named Danielle, and her bad attitude.

Danielle, quit being such a cunt, give me the dog back.

by Ohnaurcleo July 15, 2024