cock-snookered

When a male tricks someone, often times another male, into intimate relations with his cock.

He never even saw it coming. He was just bent over grabbing a dollar bill I "dropped" on the ground, then bam! I cock-snookered him!

by pockets1213 June 8, 2016

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Cock Block

When you try to have a sexual relation with someone but someone else tries to ruin it for you

Man: I tryed to fuck my date last night but her friend cock blocked me

by ReaperOfDefinitions June 11, 2016

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The alarm cock

Waking up a partner by shoving a dick in their mouth and yelling like an alarm

So my girlfriend was pissed because I woke her up with the alarm cock

by Lynimarie February 13, 2018

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A slur who is upsessed with penis up to the point where they would date a fifty-year-old nigga to get some.

Sometimes they try and substitute penises for hot dog or a finger when they got no bar or dill does but it just won't satisfy.

This person will be constantly thinking about cocks and even draw them everywhere suck as test papers or text messages. These people are usually wemon or gay.

This can also be used as an insult when someone has no other way of losing virginity and becoming a savage.

YOU ARE A LADY OF COCK!!!

by Wenishole January 7, 2017

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Cock Chumber

When a female eats a cock with seasoned garlic and some veggies :) Only the female snufalasugis can do this she is a demon from hell, she brings men into her chambers sucks there cocks then RIPS THEM OFF ! She'll knock them out then sow a sausage where his dick used to be so he won't notice. Then she eats it.

Boy: Hey bro...
Boy 2: Hey ! How'd your date with Brittany go last night?!
Boy: I don't know i think i got laid but then i woke up and my dick smelled and looked like sausage

Boy 2: OH NO COCK CHUMBER

by Miclovin November 4, 2012

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