Two individuals with protruding sacks of fat between their gut and their genital area who conceive a child after lifting their gunt away from their genital area. Then, the child is destined to be born with a gunt, twice the size.

Doctor: "Holy shit is that the baby's butt on it's way out?"
Nurse: "Nope that's the gunt."
Doctor: "Holy shit that's one massive gunted baby!"

Gunted Baby by Mum&Dad2 October 7, 2009

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hot baby surprise

A 'hot baby surprise' is the process of setting one's self up to potentially sit next to a cute girl in a lecture class.
This is done by:
1. showing up to class first, or before too many people get there.
2. placing your belongings on a strategically selected desk and leaving.
3. coming back to the class with 1-2 minutes left before the start.
4. hopefully your new seatmate is a cute girl, if so, you have just successfully completed the hot baby surprise.

Joe said he had to leave the class but would be back to hang out after he left his backpack in the lecture hall, he wanted to try out the hot baby surprise.

Don and Jill have been going out for 3 years now. Don met Jill after the two struck up conversation during a class in college. They had met after Don successfully executed the hot baby surprise.

hot baby surprise by giggles86 January 27, 2010

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Sauteed Baby Ankles

A phrase used to describe a situation in which you are treated unjustly Bullshit, A detestable of repugnant smellFeces, A phrase of great joy or elationawesome. excrement

When the cop gave me the ticket, I said that's some Sauteed Baby ankles.

That dogs feces smells like Sauteed Baby ankles.

When i saw the amount I was going to get back from my tax return check I said "Sauteed baby ankles, We goin SHOPPIN!!!"

Sauteed Baby Ankles by M. DaScholar February 8, 2010

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