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Driving like Holy Family

It means to speed over potholes.

It comes from a joke in my city about this one road that has a lot of potholes and a high speed limit. But the road is ironically the main way to get to the hospital called Holy Family. Highway to Holy Family has claimed many lives.
Officer: okay so who is responsible for this accident?

Person: Not me, that other asshole was driving like Holy Family.
by Sacredfart June 18, 2023
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Cut you down like a tree

when a girl is taller than the guy so he says this to refer to laying the girl down to engage in sexual acts
Girl: How tall are you

Guy: 5'8 , how tall r u

Girl: im 5'10
Guy: imma still cut you down like a tree
by Chrxssy February 23, 2023
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Party Like a Flamingo

1. When you are smoking in weed and if it is illegal or not; you are alarmed and high as fuck and you must move slowly be or be petrified by having to move..
2. When your ego grows to stepping slowly and you don't care if anyone sees you but you are sure you got this...
3. Whatever you are doing do it slowly
Puff it's the Chronic, Party Like A Flamingo
by HaloTheHalo February 24, 2023
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squinting like a wanking jap

The appearance of your face when looking towards particularly bright and sometimes low altitude sunlight .
For fuck sake Gerald put your Ray-bans on ,

You’re squinting like a wanking jap
by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023
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Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp

When a person has a Head Like A Hole by the band Nine Inch Nails that is full of Holy Water and the size of a Watermelon with a giant John Mellencamp, they have a Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp.
"Thou shalt not forsake my Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp under the rug!"

Judy: "Hey, Donna? Do you like that song called "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails?"

Donna: "Sure! It's ok!"

Judy: "What about Holy Water? Do you like that?"

Donna: "I guess so! Why do you ask?"

Judy: "I just wanted to know if you wanted some. Say, do you like Watermelons?"

Donna: "Yes. You know I do. What are you getting at?"

Judy: "Nothing, but I scored some tickets to see John Mellencamp tomorrow. Do you want to go?"

Donna: "That would be awesome! Sure, I'll go!"

Judy: "Great! Don't forget to pack your Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023
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perf like jurph

"alec is perf like jurph"
"sweetcheek is so perf like jurph"
by shaybae March 2, 2023
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