Shiny Fingers

When your fingers look like they're soaked in oil

Me: Why you came out of the bathroom with those shiny fingers?

You: Let me use your phone.
Me: Don't be touching my screen with those shiny fingers

by Stegosaurus Montgomery February 17, 2021

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Finger crugg

A hypotheticalshoe that is part ugg, part croc, and part those weird toe shoes called five-fingers. The unholy foot trinity. All hail the exalted shoe.

H: I emailed DSW an idea for finger crugg shoes.
M: What are those?
H: They’re like the turducken of footwear. The warmth of ugg boots, the toe separation of those weird toe shoes, and of course the holiness of croc shoes. Perfection.
M: I need these in my life immediately.

by hm.athena February 17, 2021

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Chinese Finger Trap

When a girl simultaneously shoves a finger into your asshole and your pee hole.

Jojo gave me the Chinese finger trap last night. She’s a keeper.

by St. Thomas Acquinas February 27, 2021

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Finger

Feen•g•her
An individual that’s on crack in New York City that wants to be a female.

Stay away from that man with the skirt on! He just a finger!

by Usehername February 28, 2021

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Compass Fingers

When someone's fingers are extremely crooked. Typically pointing in a strange direction like a compass. (I would personally say that because it's like an arrow pointing to the last bit of treasure you can't find)

"Yeesh, they have a serious case of Compass Fingers!"

"Ayo, your fingers pointing in like five different directions! Your compass must be broken!"

by Hirashimi ♀️ March 5, 2021

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