Shit pushed in

getting powned really badly

getting beat by getting your shit pushed in

by unlucky114 September 24, 2011

Shit the bed

Something that is truly unbelievable and not good. An event or occurance that is stunning, and not positive.

Joe forgot to bring the beer......... SHIT THE BED!!!

by HollafortheDolla July 5, 2009

shit hook

Slang term for u-turn. Also know as flippin' a shitty.

Dude!, you just drove past it, flip a shitty

by paul F December 21, 2003

Legit Shit

The real deal when it comes to taking a crap. Sometimes you feel like you have to take a crap but it's only a false alarm. This is a for real, legit, not fake shit.

Bob: Dude, I have to take a shit!

10 minutes later

Bob: Ahh I feel better

Dillan: It was a legit shit?

Bob: Yeah man, it wasn't a false alarm.

by B-Fergy May 27, 2009

shit farmer

a man who has a farm just so he can eat all his animals shit

you sir are a shit farmer!

by Robin February 6, 2005

shit and split

A bowel movement that consists of only one log and 1-2 wipes to cleanse yourself. Usually 30 seconds from pants down to pants up.

"it won't be long, it's going to be a shit and split."

by 711arbor October 14, 2009

Shit Ton

Similar to a shitload, but much, much more.

Awww fuck I have a shit ton of homework. I'm never gonna get to that party.

by AntimatterKING January 24, 2010