penis princess

a girl who takes her boyfriend’s penis so good

x; “my girl is my penis princess”

by penisprincess.420 May 18, 2021

penis virginity

when you open the dickhole and you put roaches in it and then scream “lobotomy” on the top of your lungs

“Bartholomew did you just perform and penis virginity again, i thought i told you to stop that

by honeycombpussy12 November 24, 2022

Penis

A penis

My penis is very long

by Mybootyissoft January 4, 2023

cum guzzling penis leech

A woman/man who loves sucking dick 24/7

Friend: dude my girlfriend is a cum guzzling penis leech she wants my dick all the time.

by Kiraimichealis August 26, 2018

Penis

Something that is very long for me, very short for you

Guy 1; "Hey, why is your penis so big?"
Me; "Only some gods have that lenght

by Not gay 69 December 17, 2019

pseudo penis

A pseudo-penis is a penis like member found on an animal that, while superficially appearing to be a penis

Females and feminists with too much testosterone tend to grow a pseudo penis, a penis looking body part; not to be confused with Penis Envy

by Dr. Whaaa December 24, 2020

Penis haircut

An haircut that looks like the top of the head with the rest being the stem

Klaas has an ugly penis haircut his barber fucked up

by Jung Top G December 15, 2022