Penis

the male magic wand that shoots milk when excited and is usually under 8 inches

girl: what's that?
guy: oh, that's my magic wand (penis)!
girl:why is it so small?
guy: I'm not sure.

by TheGuyWithNoLife April 14, 2024

penis

harry potters wand that is between your legs unless your trans

"nice penis bro, looks like my harry potter wand" "Thanks bro" *making out*

by truepassive7915 December 29, 2022

james penis

odd and sussy but not bad

sally said james penis wasnt bad

by supermangade January 17, 2022

penis

male member

He grabbed his penis in his hand

by raleighgent June 13, 2019

penis

its small

"your penis is weird looking"

by coochieman99 March 4, 2021

Dee's Penis

At least 12 inches

"Woah Dee's Penis is at least 12 inches!"

by WoahVeryCool July 20, 2023

penis poetry day

April 4th
The day you write poetry about your penis. It can be a metaphorical penis.

Hey man it's time for penis poetry day! This year I'll talk about my tip through a thug shaker metaphor.

by houuseplant April 3, 2023