I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS

A youtube video consisting of a very uncanny version of rick and morty where morty gets his penis bitten by a snake and rick says he has to suck it

Ronk:I GOTTA SUCK THE VENOM OUT OF YOUR LITTLE MORTY PENIS
Marty: what?! youre my grandad?
Ronk: Oh come on morty,Just one little suck! It'll save your life!
Marty: I-i dont know rick. isint there another way?

by Your dad is gone lol April 26, 2025

Penis

Penis

Bill has a big penis

by Billishot6969 June 24, 2022

Penis

A (usually) big meat stick that you should put in your mouth and suck on but don't bite it or you might go to jail

Guy 1:can I suck your penis

Guy 2: sure but you have to promise to suck it till the milk comes out and drink it all

Guy 1: okay

by PenisPenisPenis3000 November 14, 2021

penis

literally cock

omg is that cock ? yeah it’s penis

by weloveadrixn October 13, 2020

penis

- Something that males have
- A word you should not be looking up

- Look that guy has a penis
- I should not be looking up penis in the urban dictionary

by woodermellonballz November 3, 2020

monkey penis

similar to, ‘thats so queer’ literally just a term for something that sucks or is ass

“ that game is so monkey penis “

by ren??? April 24, 2024

Mentos penis

After a woman performs fellatio on a man, and the man is still in his euphoric state post ejaculation, she will blow really cold air from her mouth onto the head of his penis. Making it cool and fresh, like mentos, the fresh maker.

Bruh, she blew me and gave me mentos penis! I had goosebumps all over my ass for 20 min after.

by DeezusSheist February 13, 2020