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Jack da bitchie

I was at a party and I told my friend to jack da bitchie
by bigboy1956 March 21, 2017
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Salmon Jack

A person, preferably tired and worn out by the bullshit in their life, that swims upstream as a result, like a salmon.
David really isn't getting a blumpkin with the rest of us? What a Salmon Jack!
by michael burgers May 14, 2024
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jack

hes got a massive nigger cock and will stick it inside your mums donner kebab
boy-have u heard jacks got a big nigger dick
by BBC275: January 1, 2022
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jack diddley fuck

To do nothing. The word fuck at the end makes it worse than just doing jack diddley.
All my coworkers do all day is jack diddley fuck and I always have to clean up after the lazy bastards.
by jimmybomm April 21, 2022
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Jacks Dad

When your Son slips in the shower but instead of helping him up, you teabag him instead
My son shouted me because he had slipped in the shower, i saw he wasn't hurt so i gave him the old Jacks Dad
by SICKTRIX February 14, 2021
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Jack

He will be your everything, he will be the reason you get up in the morning, the reason you want days to go by faster just to see him. He is charming and charismatic, he will make all of your dreams come true. You never want to hurt him, he has been through enough, you want to be the best version of yourself for him, but you fear that you weren’t. You fear that you lost him because you couldn’t match the grace he showed you. He is hardworking, funny, can draw people together, he manages to handle every situation perfectly. He truly is the jack of all trades and masters anything he does with ease. He is creative, and equally as calculated. Nobody ever gives him enough credit, not even himself.

Jack of your reading this, I never meant to hurt you, you never deserved the things I said.
Jack is incredible, and should never settle for anything less than he deserves.
by mc_12345678 December 9, 2025
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Jack Patterson-Howard

Born to “Haiiii<33 :3” Forced to “Yo wassup gang”
FUCK SOCIAL STANDARDS AND EXPECTATIONS - Jack Patterson-Howard
by Panucci’s_Aaa May 23, 2023
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