Cum on me

cum is about wee white stuff coming out of your penis/cookie.

Tia: I made sex and apparently everytime there is cum on me.
her mum: oh, they cum on you everyday dont worry.
Tia: is it normal for girls to get cum?
her mum: it is normal. just like how your father fucked me before we had you.

by LeaIsCool July 10, 2022

Cum bubble

An incredibly great insult to call you’re children

Jimmy you are such a cum bubble

by Big boi bad man October 9, 2018

Cum

King Julian

me: cum
mort: king julian

by Alfie Here July 6, 2021

cum boogy

When another cums and it inserts anothers nose when they go pick for it

Guy-“Oh baby I’m about to cum”
(Cums)
Girl-“You got it in my nose. I’m gonna have to pick it out “
Guy-“ lol you got a cum boogy “

by Nickfx127 October 15, 2017

Cum dumpster

A candy with a gel or liquid center that oozes into your mouth when you bite into it.

Lemme have one of those candies. Uhhhhhh what the fuck is this?!? Now I don't know whether to spit or swallow. Get this cum dumpster out of my mouth..... that's sick!!!

by UrbanDic007amm August 26, 2017

scraby-cum

A type of cum so sharp it gives you a scrab, or causes a scrabbydy

Your scraby-cum made me a scrabbydy on my knee

by ScrabbydyDoo January 6, 2021

cum teeth

A prostitute with surprisingly white teeth despite her whoring lifestyle and probable drug use.

Damn Fred, that slut's got stains all over and quite a stench, the only upside is the cum teeth and the low price.

by Kajed Wradt June 7, 2016