Christmas penis

When a relative or person is horny around the holidays
Why is my meta pod using Christmas penis
by Kyle browfloski December 13, 2016
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coke penis

When you sniffed enough coke to the point the blood cant get through your penis properly due to the vessels being restricted from the drug. Leaves you with a small floppy dick.
Was on the gear all night and ended up with coke penis couldnt even have a wank!
by Bigboy packet November 27, 2021
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Penis Milf

A penis milf; When she is a huge ass milf for long shlong penises. (is also used as an exclamation of excitement)
by _xXSHAWTYPENISMILFXx_ March 20, 2021
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Penis Butt Keg

The act of plunging one’s penis into an arse, taking a cum, and popping it out to allow the foamy cum to drizzle from the nizzle.
She got so hot watching the democratic debate she asked me to penis butt keg her. I couldn’t do it.
by The word of god February 05, 2020
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penis strangler

Penis strangler is another word for condom as it strangles the penis leaving the penis successfully strangled kirl
i was going to put it in her booty but she reminded me i forgot my penis strangler to stop her getting STIs
by CREAMINISREALLIFE November 28, 2015
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snapple penis

When the head of a males penis is abnormally small while the shaft is abnormally large.
by YaboiHaxx March 02, 2017
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Penis moment

A typically cringy moment you had, usually as a child.
A moment that you didn't realize was cringy at the time but in later years makes you shudder as you think about it.

Example: emo kids posting song lyrics or quotes to social media.
A: ''hey dude, remember that time you fell in love with our teacher and stalked him online and then he blocked you?''
B:''Don't remind me ..''

A: ''penis moment lol''
by Juenyx January 24, 2024
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