Monkey

An overly aggressive player in a video game that doesn't care about strategy and plays erratically.

I can't believe this stupid monkey just tried to run out me with rook acog before he dropped plates, gn.

by Claiborne Kick November 16, 2020

Sir monkey

God

I love Sir Monkey so much, as do My family

by munkey21 June 15, 2019

Rat Monkey

A racial slur for all races using the term "monkey".

"That group of people over there is a much of rat monkeys"

by LatvianGod May 20, 2023

monkey twist

Monkey twist is a position when both standing and where a girl takes her friend by the neck and like hangs on him while she puts her legs around his hips. Nothing sexual, but of course better in a real skinny dip adventure.

And then she did the monkey twist, that was the moment the world started to turn around him.

by 2. March 5, 2016

Monkey

James Park

James Park is a monkey

by Jamesfather November 19, 2019

Mud Monkey

A massive, 5lb pile of shit sitting in your underwear, telling you to go back to diapers.

"Bob laid a big mud monkey in his underwear to cool off his asshole, after being brutally assaulted by his uncle."

by Cloud126 April 19, 2023

Noodle Monkey

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile

Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey

by anonymous July 24, 2025