Tricky Dick

Nickname for President Richard M. Nixon. Earned for his perceived role in the Watergate scandal.

Tricky Dick had a dog named Checkers.

by the brockman March 16, 2003

brown dick

when you are analing a girl and then she shits on your dick and you stick it back in and after that letting your dick dry out with her shit.

hey drew do you want to anal?
YA! i LOVE ANAL!
ok then let me BROWN DICK you!
sounds like fun!

by rape is fun May 19, 2009

Zach's Dick

Really small.

Person 1: Dude, that test was short.
Person 2: Yeah man, it was zach's dick short.

by thengrfgt November 20, 2015

dick-a-lick

1. The dumbest person you know. Someone who makes stupid mistakes, and has "dumb blonde" characteristics.

2. D.A.L. is also a secret organization of only the highest ranking selection of "dick-a-licks". Goes under the code-name: Defends all losers.

Chody: Yeah, I got a 21 on the ACT, that thing was so hard

D.A.L. member: I could take a shit on the test and get a better ACT score than that, dick-a-lick!

Person 1: I think three rights... make a wrong

Person 2: Three rights make a left and you're a dick-a-lick...

by The Human Centicorn January 1, 2012

dick itch

a total douche bag, asshole

Look at that fuckin douche...yea he's a fuckin dick itch

by leejoe March 2, 2009

Floppy dick

Instead of the more common 'square up' you say floppy dick while curling your pointer finger, thus causing the other person to be highly confused. Very effective against people.

please dont actually do the floppy dick

by HOBO SQUAD July 29, 2016

Goup Dick

1). When you have a slimy or "goopy" cock after fucking a bitch.

2). When a person is being a bitch or a pussy.

Ex1: Yo I had a mean Goup dick after boning that bitch last night!

Ex2: Dude you're such a fucking Goup dick.

by Zach Hart June 25, 2014