Coined in 1951, a brown margaret is a sexual act, where one does not wipe after a bowel movement is given a rimjob.
Person 1: "Oh man, last night was crazy, my mouth still tastes terrible."
Person 2: "Did you go down on a chick or something?"
Person 1: "Nah man, I gave her a brown Margaret."
Person 2: "Did you go down on a chick or something?"
Person 1: "Nah man, I gave her a brown Margaret."
by RipVanWinkle1907 April 30, 2025
Get the Brown Margaretmug. How did you do on the exam?
Desi kid- I got a Brown F.
You failed?!?
Desi kid- might as well have. I got a B+. My parents are going to kill me.
Desi kid- I got a Brown F.
You failed?!?
Desi kid- might as well have. I got a B+. My parents are going to kill me.
by Frisky dingo May 6, 2013
Get the Brown Fmug. When a person sneaks into a secluded area and spies an unsuspecting nude sunbather ass up and decides to say hello by quickly and susprisingly tossing her salad
Bill saw a sweaty glistening ass facing him when he came to clean the pool today and gave her the old brown nose creeper.
by The mad shatter June 18, 2014
Get the brown nose creepermug. by The_Plunger March 20, 2013
Get the Brown Braceletmug. Max Browne is a typical British white posh name. Browne is a really posh surname and he probably grew up in a big house in West London.
by qwertyo123 November 23, 2021
Get the Max Brownemug. When one is taking a standing dump and the shit doesnt snap yet enters the water and to your surprise the heads, which is flat like a cobra from the intsense squeezeing of ones buttcheeks, final resting place is on the toilet seat staring into your soul like a brown cobra.
by Scotty0161 April 4, 2024
Get the THE BROWN COBRAmug. Bastardization of the term 'Brownie points'.
The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.
The term refers to how close a man is to being allowed anal sex by his partner. Brown-eye points being earned by good deeds and therefore having more of them means the likelyhood of being allowed the sexual act is greater.
Guy 1: My wife still won't let me try anal.
Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.
Guy 2: Obviously you haven't earned enough brown-eye points yet.
by tbelphegor November 3, 2011
Get the Brown-eye pointsmug.