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Shitting time

When one gets accustomed to a time consuming activity (e.g. going to the gym, learning a language, ect.) a then quits. That person is then shitting time, because they now have so much time, which was previously unavailable to them.
He recently stopped boxing so now hes shitting time.
by Krmic February 1, 2014
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Average height for the time

A term coined by OverSimplified to describe Napoleon Bonaparte's height.
Austrian officer: "Holy cow! This tiny little fun-sized French guy is running rings around us!"
Napoleon: "HEY! I'M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME YOU JERK!"
by AustriaHungaryChi-Ha-Tan December 31, 2022
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Nap time

A response when something goes wrong, or someone says or does some dum shit
Ben: damn I just got rejected hardbody by Jennifer
Dan: you dumb stupid she put you on blast bro, nap time.
by Jay stewie June 23, 2017
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Bingo time

I don’t bloody know nick told me to do it
Bangggggg it’s bingo time
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I don't have time

When you say you don't have time for something, what you're really saying is, "This is not a priority for me right now." The 'no time' excuse is seductive because it sounds reasonable and removes personal responsibility. Research has found that it's socially acceptable to be busy, even admirable in our culture, which is why so many people lean on that excuse rather than just admitting the truth: 'This isn't my main focus right now.'
When my girl friend asked me to help her Chemistry assignment, I was like, 'I don't have time,' but really I just wanted to binge-watch my favorite show instead.
by Emotional Cruiser September 29, 2025
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Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items
I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.
by jblax March 20, 2017
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wiener fun time

the act of sex or sexual play involving two people and a penis. The opposite of wiener sad time.
Guy 1: Dude, how did you do last night?
Guy 2: Tiffany and I totally had wiener fun time!
Guy 1: Awesome.
by sk8likmullen411 July 14, 2011
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