dick brain

a word that is used on An Officer and a Gentleman instead of saying fuck or sumother word

U r a dick brain!!

by Jess April 5, 2004

Free Dick

A term of endearment protesting the imprisonment of DePaul Student, Aussie the Australian's brother Richard. Later transformed into a phrase of offering by Mookie

"Free Dick!"

by Mookie Mariotti January 22, 2009

dick whacker

Some who enjoys to whack their penis, usually with the help of a tool such as a hammer, plank of wood.

that guy over their is a dick whacker

by qwertjohn May 17, 2006

Smelly Dick

A phenomena that occurs after coitus, when a mans penis becomes irregularly smelly from the sewer that is the vagina.

This phenomenon is very useful for the occasional party goer that drinks, or full blown alcoholics, in that the next morning when they can't remember last night, they can simply smell their dicks to tell if they fucked a girl the previous night.

Bruh, did I fuck anyone last night?

I dunno, smell yo dick to check.

Damn, I got smelly dick, it was probably that whore Kim.

by slippery slope February 19, 2015

Dick Smith

A flask or bottle of alchohol that a 'closeted' alcholic keeps hidden, but always close at hand.

He keeps his Dick Smith in the bottom drawer of his desk. That's how he stays always drunk.

by John Martini September 1, 2006

Dick Slanger

To slang a lot of dick to many women. A guy who has lots of sex with different types of women.

Person 1: Hey you know Joe?
Person 2: Oh yeah, he's a real dick slanger huh?

Person 1: So what are you doing today?
Person 2: Oh you know just out here dick slanging.

by Captain Dick Slanger January 26, 2011

dick bounce

Common reference to a quickie.

For video gamers, this references to something literally killing you via bouncing off your dick, i.e. a grenade.

That f*ck just killed me with a dick bounce from a grenade! I was on a killing frenzy! Yeah, I'm coming for you, you f***ing piece of sh*t!

by CurbStompinODST July 2, 2011