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No nut november preseason

When it's October and u are beating ur meat atleast 4 times a day in an effort in preparing yourself for no nut november
DON: I am beating atleast 2 times a day
JAKE: What why
DON: ITS no nut november preseason
by Sauceorloss September 30, 2020
mugGet the No nut november preseasonmug.

Left Nut

Something to call your (non-existing) friends to piss them off
by OofMyWenus February 3, 2019
mugGet the Left Nutmug.

Nut Account

typically private Instagram account in which the use is to follow scandalous or explicit accounts. Not wanting to appear in the main account. in the use to nut to the pictures posted.
Dude my nut account is a certified nut I never use Porn now!!!!
by hoodwinters January 27, 2021
mugGet the Nut Accountmug.

Left Nut

The left nut is much stronger then right nut. The left nut does all the work.
Bro the left nut is so strong
by hitlers dad February 23, 2022
mugGet the Left Nutmug.

On that nut

Person 1: When I was telling my boyfriend that I was going to get an IUD , he inturrupted me and talked about how when his ex got one she bled a lot for a few months.
Person 2: lmfaoooo your boyfriend really on that nut, I’m sorry.
by Sadgirlhrs January 26, 2019
mugGet the On that nutmug.

A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare

*In Borat voice* My LiFe! Sorry... I'm not good at accents.
Hym "Yeah! I couldn't have put it better myself! A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmare. Well, I mean, I COULD have put it better myself because I'm a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived but it's-that's pretty good, yeah... And it's like 'Do you really have a stalker or are you just saying that because you know who I am and you know that I have a stalker and you want use my response to you SAYING you have a stalker (regardless of whether or not it's true) to justify your participation?' You know? Or 'Do you really have a paranoid schizophrenic brother or are you just saying that because you know who I am? Would you be saying any of this if I wasn't here?' It's like you want your behavior to be contingent on my behavior... Without my behavior being ONLY SELECTIVELY CONTINGENT on your behavior. If I do what you want, you're responsible. If I don't, it's on me. And it's NOT ANALOGOUS to MY behavior, because I take FULL CREDIT for the good and the bad. From dead kids to saved souls. Full credit."
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
mugGet the A right-wing conspiracy nut's worst nightmaremug.

Mai nuts

by Bigggie bawls February 27, 2021
mugGet the Mai nutsmug.

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