Shit Cunt

Shit Cunt (in the UK, mostly London/ Essex) defines an idiotic, lairy, pointless, mouthy, self rightous woman/ girlfriend. As in she has a shit (useless) cunt.

Keep your 'Shit Cunt' of a missus quiet.

by cockney_bullet November 18, 2010

Shit definition

see bullshit

see bollocks

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Person1: swrfe e ghip erwgho
Person2: shu wefh opuwieuoet w0e57883057 jkg kl;
Person3: eaw houo rd auageog!!!!

This is perhaps the best example of a SHIT definition, you have walked away learning nothing except that I am a cunt. Cuntraversally, many people post in SHIT no better than this. Down with the digital cunt! Down with the computing cunt! Down with ALL cunts!

by Willis McGee July 27, 2006

CLS THAT SHIT

The act of getting rid of something, clearing the screen or owning something. See own. Etymology: CLS is the command used to clear the screen in the programming language QuickBasic.

Person 1: Fuck yes, I'm owning at this game!
Person 2: CLS THAT SHIT!

by Fernando Martinez May 24, 2006

vagina shit

when the girl gets chocolate milk and poors it in the vagina. And then pee's in her boyfriends/girlfriends mouth. and it tastes like eggs and fish.

i want to vagina shit in your mouth.

by crazy_for_sex January 9, 2008

Shit Sandwich

A job offer in the Trump administration

Bob Harwood wisely avoided the shame and chaos of working for Trump. He wasn't going to eat a "Shit Sandwich"

by Trumptard February 16, 2017

titanic shit

have you ever eaten chips or some other sort of sharp food? well if you have, chances are that you've taken a titanic shit before. a titanic shit is a shit with one or more sharp parts which scrape the sides of your ass.

NOTE: this definition is not used to describe the size of a shit. this is strictly for scrape shits.

Hey Brian, last night i took a fat titanic shit and this time it bled!

by dsffdfjkdfldjf January 27, 2006

shit cunt

The ass-pipe of a homosexual man. Generally this is the only real cunt a man has.

Ramone got banged up the shit cunt by some disgruntled customers after he gave them bad haircuts.

by amulet_1972 October 7, 2008