poopoo penis

when you do anal but your partner hasn't wiped

Mike got a fat chode of a poopoo penis when he stuck it in a poopy butthole.

by averagexeno May 5, 2020

Penis Shavings

when dick so bomb you could still feel yourself gagging on it

Damn! I just got some good dick from Demetri. Girl I got penis shavings. It's been 20 minutes

by loserwithanameandthroat November 22, 2016

Penis squash

This happens when an aggressive stripper thrusts her ass and cunt on your lap while you are enjoying the view.

I got the worst table dance yesterday. That bitch did a penis squash on me and now my junk is killing me.

by JoeyBomm March 6, 2023

Penis

A sexual organ, genitalia, and private part that biological males have. They can be very small or very big. They look ugly for the most part but when they are erected it looks hawt

Damn that guy has no underwear on and you can see his tiny penis!

by mindbodyandbigdickenergy September 1, 2018

Penis

The funniest word ever, will always make people laugh.

Guy one: penis.

Guy two: ha

by Beeboy7393 July 24, 2021

Stage 4 penis cancer

when u clapped as shit, and you're on your last straw might as well just get stage 4 penis cancer, it defines itself really

Retardecai : DUDE MY BARBER FUCKED UP MY HAIR YESTERDAY CUS OF MY PARENTS WISHES, I LOOK LIKE LLOYD CHRISTMAS FROM DUMB AND DUMBER

Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill

Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer

by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025

Penis

Something I don't have

Man I wish I could suck on your penis

by Fuck rongol September 30, 2020