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Your and You're 

Two words that are commonly mixed up by idiots who need to improve their shitty grammar. I see these kind of people very often over the internet, and it pisses me off. They also often sound very similar to this:

"z0mg d0000d you're hair is s000 awe3summ brahhhhh! your the awesomest doooood!!!!!11!!!!1!!!one!!!one!!"

Although some people have realized the true difference between the two words, let me explain the differences to those who still have not.

The word "Your" is used when showing possession.
The word "You're" is used when describing the person you are communicating with.
Examples of how you should really use the words Your and You're:

Your: Your hair. Your terrible grammar. Your small penis.

You're: You're the person with bad grammar. You're a faggot.
Your and You're by Mike Starace July 27, 2010

your not my dad 

A hilarous vine
Somebody asked hayes something she said your not my dad
your not my dad by trap queen April 16, 2015

Your job got Banglored 

...dude. It's "Bangalore." Bangalore, India. With an A.
It's: "Andrew... your job got Bangalored!" not "your job got Banglored." That just sounds dirty.

Your mom's vagina

A vagina that belongs to your mom. Cost $5 on weeknights. $10 on weekends.
Hey whats up?
-Nothing.
What are you doing?
- Your mom's vagina.

your [patter]'s like water 

A derogitory comment towards the quality of another persons patter. Refers to the unremarkable, see-through, thin and tastesless aspects of a persons patter. Scottish in origin.
"Dude, you're boring the baws aff e me. Your patter's like water."

Your mother

1.)A phrase said to another person when there is nothing else to say.
2.)A mean comeback to a person.
Sare:"What are you doing tonight?"
John:"Your mother."
Your mother by Muuuuuurayy. February 8, 2010