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Sunshine wankers

Noun:- (plural)

1. Those that consume alcoholic beverages and inhabit an extrovert, boisterous (and commonly aggressive) nature when the sun is out - mostly persons from a 'chavvy' background.
"It's quite a nice day today, do you think there will be any 'sunshine wankers' around?
by sophisticated_unicornsie May 27, 2013
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Wanker's Crown

Alternative phrase for man bun or manbun when worn by a hipster or similarly smug, pretentious twat.
"I see that guy next door is now wearing a Wanker's Crown"
"Yes, gone down the full Hipster route sadly....."
by Dgaf72 January 25, 2020
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Double wanker

I masterbait or I jerk off other people

2 @ a time brotha brotha
Chew kok long Imma double wank ya.

Trt barrels eh

#dicktionary

Your a #double wanker
by Tokyo Sex Whale & Chew KokLong November 9, 2019
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wanker kebab

An obnoxious loud person, whom derives fun from other people’s confusion or overpowering them mentally although they may be smarter.

They may also feel they are right even though they are greatly wrong-but continue to gloat
by Chloebelle February 9, 2018
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Fashion Wankers

The contemporary fashionista owning their love of fashion and confident enough to be able to laugh at themselves.
The frow was full of fashion wankers.
by TheChicGeek October 1, 2019
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little wanker

When a midget (Preferrably British) masturbates.
He's so short. He's definitely a little wanker.
by handydan April 23, 2014
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Wanker Hands

Dispite sounding offensive the term 'Wanker Hands' is actually a endearing and affectionate phrase commonly used in North West of England to describe someone who has very nice hands.
Me; I see you've got Wanker Hands.
You; Why thank you. I grew them myself.
by the_riveria_kid December 10, 2010
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