fooking wanker

A term used by the god Guenther Steiner uses to describe stupid shitheads that cant do a job correctly,( example mazespin)
a bunch of fooking wankers we have in the team, can't drive a fooking car without s🅱️ining .
by sireemopancake October 14, 2021
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wanker nut

when colemun doesn’t listen to mckenna
“hey colemun i said put down nuggets you wanker nut”
by mario’s December 23, 2021
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promo wanker

A promo wanker is an annoying skid mark from the underpants of society who will stop at nothing to get people to attend their nightclub's event. Usually a seedy male or a slutty female. They are the epitome of low and will not believe that their job is not a real one.
Oh I've got 23 notifications on facebook.

Wow. They are all invites. I Hate promo wankers!!
by Cockney46 March 15, 2014
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wanker slush

A wanker slush is a mixture of a woman’s discharge and a man’s semen commonly used to makeout with each other in a passionate way.
Me and Jessica just had a wanker slush, it was delicious!
by Wanker slushy December 27, 2020
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Wanker's Hangover

The feeling you sometimes get when you've finished having a wank, in that you feel disgusted with yourself. Similar to PFG (Post-Fap Guilt).
Jacking it to PornHub this morning gave me the worst Wanker's Hangover.
by TheBigDeeeeee September 26, 2015
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little wanker

When a midget (Preferrably British) masturbates.
He's so short. He's definitely a little wanker.
by handydan March 17, 2014
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Wankers Respect

To accomplish something or gain recognition from your peers which usually derives from a dare or a hap-hazard scenario which you would not put yourself into.
'John's got laid by a 72 year old? He gets some wankers respect for that.'
by Middsyuwe January 24, 2009
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