Whacked out poo brain

Finn I diagnosed that horse with Whacked out poo brain five minutes ago!
by Kittybadger September 25, 2016
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whack me off, buddy

whack me off, buddy is what a guy says to his jack-off squire whenever he wants a hand-job.
Matt always says " whack me off, buddy" when he wants me to jack him off!
by USAF Cadet August 08, 2021
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blood engorged whack-a-mole

The full fledged, raping, pillaging, kitten killing, viking warrior of an erection that comes with total arousal.
"Man, last night I whipped out the blood engorged whack-a-mole and beat the wife to death with it. Got off on self defence, the bitch tried to bite."
by Sean is Susejhet May 26, 2006
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Knick Knack Sacky Whack

When you pull up to a gloryhole, bend over, poke your sack down, behind you and, and through the hole. Then you have someone on take a blackjack and start smacking your testicles.
You get the best knick knack sacky whack at the D.C. airport.
by Fullblore February 02, 2023
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it all circles back to whack

A phrase that sums up the uroboros of fuckery everyone endures as a human being on this planet.

Usually said in response to a friend recounting a fucked up situation when no words suffice.
S: Remember how I told you last week that Dean wouldn’t stop talking about the “perfectly shaped hole” in the oak in the backyard? Well today I walked in on him...fucking the tree!
M: Can’t say I’m surprised. It all circles back to whack.
by Sickomonster December 29, 2020
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whack-off artist

One who is skilled at the art of bullshitting.
"Professor Morris is quite the whack-off artist, no?" remarked John.
by Joe Nobody January 20, 2004
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Paddy whack the knick knack

Jill prefers to paddy whack the knick knack any day over using a vibrator.
by Mahogany Ride August 29, 2007
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