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Grease Walk 

The unfortunate walk to get a fresh roll of toilet paper immediately after defecating. Typically, a grease walk is required when the person defecating fails to ensure an adequate supply of toilet paper in advance of the defecation. The resulting walk to refill toilet paper is accompanied by a greasy smearing feature occuring in the buttocks as a result of the fresh, unwiped feces.
I took a dump last night only to discover the toilet paper roll was empty. I had to grease walk down the hallway to retrieve a fresh roll. It was disgusting.
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Gerk Walk 

A fire song created by a Jewish, Korean and Indian guy.
"All your shit fake, nigga that's a gerk walk
Real nigga bitch I'm a custom, you a default"
"반지가 무거워서 내 걸음은 gerk walk
Young ninja off the Goop and I'm through the booth"
"Everybody who a human do the gerk walk (Yuh)
Everybody who assuming that we gerk yuh (Gerk)"
Gerk Walk by ParagonIsABadName January 19, 2022

The point pleasant crab walk 

When you and a group of friends are on the beach. All take your dicks out and form a circle all holding one other persons dick and proceed to walk down the beach
Hey guys wanna clown around and do the point pleasant crab walk

taking his car for a walk 

Person driving in front of you extremely slow.
Hey son, look at this guy taking his car for a walk
To cross the road in an illegal manner.
"The cop tried to jack me for j-walking, so i busted outta there."
j walk by Diego Blunt August 29, 2003

360 degrees turn and walk away 

internet meme, answer to the question what the 360 in "Xbox 360" means. If someone asks this question, the only answer is: "Because whenever I see it, I make a 360 degrees turn and walk away". Ofcourse, it is impossible to walk away after a 360 degrees turn, as you will still be facing the Xbox. Another version of this joke is: "I make a 360 degrees turn and moonwalk away". This obviously solves the problem.
newfag: HAI WHAT DUZ TEH 360 IN XBOX 360 MEAN? OMG LOL!!!!!1 KTHXBAI

oldfag: Whenever I see it, I make a 360 degrees turn and walk away.

Dog walk 

meaning to kick someone's ass; give them an ass whoopin
Jake hit me so I told him I was gonna dog walk his ass
Dog walk by drewtrillasf December 5, 2016