Rusty Venture

When you rub your finger around a guy's asshole while you jack him off into his own ass.

Why don't I take you up to my Budoir and give you a little Rusty Venture?

by Colonel Gentleman November 25, 2010

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Ace Ventura

An unfortunate situation for when you go to visit a girl and think you're onto a sure thing. You're then bitterly disappointed to be informed that 'When (mother) nature calls' and its the wrong time of the month.

Guy 1: so how'd it go with that girl last weekend?!

Guy 2: mate. Absolutely Ace Ventura'd...

Guy 1: *moment of silence*

by boyhardy April 24, 2014

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ventrillo

Program used to for verbal communication between teammates in the game Battlefield 1942.

"I can fucking type fast enough, let's use ventrillo."

by Herbie Hancock June 30, 2004

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Venting

A way to get around the map, as an Imposter and to break friendships in Among Us it's fucking epic.

Cyan: I saw blue venting

Blue: No I didn't
Red: We all know it's Blue

Yellow: I disagree with Red
Lime: Nah it's was totally blue
Blue: WTF guys
Purple: Blue did vent I was with him in electrical.
Blue was the Imposter.

by Faggot man 69 November 1, 2020

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Solo Rusty Ventilator

When a gentleman has the urge to have someone take a steaming dump on his chest but finds himself alone. He coils one on the shower curtain, lies down in the bath while holding the curtain at an angle (angle should be adjusted according to consistency and clingability) allowing the brown trout to slowly slide onto his chest

Olly: Jason, why the fuck is there a brown streak on the shower curtain?

Jason: It was the dog

Olly: The dog doesnt eat cashew nuts

Jason: Sorry, I had a solo rusty ventilator

Olly: Why didn't you just call me I've been touching cloth all day

by Safarijon January 20, 2009

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