A gay book where the entire point is that these two fine Mexican lads struggle with identity and the whole point is that they're gay.
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One of the most profoundly depressing colleges in the United States. It is 400 miles west of Dallas, and 200 miles east of Albuquerque. Yes, those are the two closest notable cities. To get in, a 14 on the ACT is required, yet many students receive waivers with some scoring as low as an 8. Just for context, putting down "C" as every answer on the ACT will yield an 11. If one were to randomly spill ink on the ACT, they would still outscore the average ENMU student.
This college is for people who wouldn't be going to college 20 years ago.
This college is for people who wouldn't be going to college 20 years ago.
Hey, you also go to Eastern New Mexico University? I'm glad we can both agree that there is no better smell than manure and rural poverty in the morning!
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It is customary for the "unicorn" to nay like a unicorn and kick with the back legs.
It is customary for the "unicorn" to nay like a unicorn and kick with the back legs.
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1. I drank tequila then smoked some reefer then barfed and passed out. I am one hurtin unit.
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2. Observing a giant porkosaurus}, damn!, now that's one hurtin unit!
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