ultimate hitchhiker

when two thumbs enter the anis of you or another person you have been hichchiked.

ol boy was caught on get 69 getting the ultimate hitchhiker

by jay big daddy w June 15, 2018

Ultra Ultimate Grandpa

The rejected Pillar Men, only seen in the OVA with Ricardo Milos, and Sans Undertale. He is an all-powerful being, trained by Goku, Allah, and the Arabic store clerk that works at that one liquor store. He has faced ゴゴ「One More Time」ゴゴ before, but only in the manga. There is a cult to praise the UUG, called The UUG Fanculb.

Matthew "OMG SAFWAN ULTRA ULTIMATE GRAMPA MADE IT IN SMASH"
Safwan "OMG NO WAY, LETS GO SEE Ultra Ultimate Grandpa"

by ZionOverHeaven June 19, 2019

Barneys Ultimate Buttsex Machine

Farting So Loud And Hard Which Makes It Feel That Your Ass Might Have Exploded While Having Anal Sex

BARNEYS ULTIMATE BUTTSEX MACHINE GO EXPLODE NIGAGAGAGA!!!!

by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021

The Ultimate Response

When you make a response that is so ultimate that it is The Ultimate Response.

"Ha ha! Take that fellow netizen! I just double comboed you with my epic super ultimate response! I call it, The Ultimate Response!"

by ComputerWorld February 4, 2024

Ultimate primal bourbon coon

An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.

as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.

by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022

Ultimate Dick Annihilator

A woman with an unstoppable pussy. She intends on milking every man she meets of every last drop of sperm they have. She’s adept at fucking people so hard, relentlessly and so wildly that they won’t be able to walk or Jack off for weeks or maybe even months. She could shove the biggest watermelon out there and take it out skinnier then Goku’s power pole. Her pussy is so hot and warm that it feels like she’ll melt your dick right off but at the same time it’s so hard and squeezes so tight that it feels like someone with the strength of 1000 Gorillas is stroking you dick and it’s about to fall out.

“My dude, why are you in a wheel chair?”
“Oh yeah i fucked an ultimate dick Annihilator last night so I won’t be able to do much for a while”

by Stop That Rn January 16, 2021

Ultimate Crank

D1 snapper, always throwing ass, D1 facetimer

Jas and Sabs are the ultimate cranks

by miamibabi October 14, 2025