turd hammer

Typically a toddler that has filled his pants and then fell on his butt repeatedly resulting in a perfectly "hammered turd".

Hey Mikey..... How ya doing ya little turd hammer?

by renegade63x September 18, 2009

Turd Midget

An annoying little black child. However may be used to refer to anybody you want to make fun of.

Originated by calling my nephew a turd, my cousin called him a midget, and the term was born.

Kid: "Give me some chicken Mom."

Mother: "Shut up you little turd midget."

by turdmidget March 31, 2010

turd pussy

1. A complete waste of a human being, usually male.

That guy must be a real turd pussy if he thinks he can get away with a move like that.

by gary "scab" bacardi April 6, 2010

Beaching a turd

To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.

So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.

by Danza Goosby February 29, 2008

turd hearse

The truck that empties porta-johns

Bobby Joe: Jeez, Wilbur! Did another varmit crawl up your ass and die?!
Wilbur: Hell no...that's the turd hearse emptying the porta-shitter at momma's house!

by saintsfanmd December 25, 2007

Turd Circus

A colorful and multi textured collage of defacation that can be caused by ingesting certain combinations of food one after the other.

Wow! Eating a half pound bag of Skittles, a Nachos Bellgrande, and Pasta Puttanesca for dinner created quite a TURD CIRCUS the next morning.

by the wachousay bagouser February 23, 2009

turd taper

The tapered end of a piece of poop. It's cause is your anal muscles clamping shut upon the end of the exit of the aforementioned excretion.

Thanks to the fact that my my poops have a turd taper, my bunghole does not Slam Shut!

by tsunjo October 22, 2008