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turd taper

The tapered end of a piece of poop. It's cause is your anal muscles clamping shut upon the end of the exit of the aforementioned excretion.
Thanks to the fact that my my poops have a turd taper, my bunghole does not Slam Shut!
by tsunjo October 22, 2008
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turd pussy

That guy must be a real turd pussy if he thinks he can get away with a move like that.
by gary "scab" bacardi April 6, 2010
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Nerd Turd

To get so exited over an event such as a video game, Twitter party, movie, or TV show, that you poop your pants in exitement.
Alvie was so exited when they announced the date of Comic Con that he released a Nerd Turd.
by AnonymousDwerb October 28, 2011
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Turd Circus

A colorful and multi textured collage of defacation that can be caused by ingesting certain combinations of food one after the other.
Wow! Eating a half pound bag of Skittles, a Nachos Bellgrande, and Pasta Puttanesca for dinner created quite a TURD CIRCUS the next morning.
by the wachousay bagouser February 23, 2009
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ANGRY TURDS

When you poop so hard the turd bounces back and hits you in the ass.
Man that taco bell drive through gave me a case of angry turds. I think I bruised my butt!
by The Sikness October 11, 2013
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Steaming Turd

1) Literal: a poo that usually occurs after a hot curry
2) Figurative: a person who judges other people and thinks they're hot but they're more like a steaming turd
1) "Woah I can't remember what I ate last night but I had a hot shit this morning"
2) "that girl thinks she's it with her crap english literature points, no one even likes her"
"yeah she's a steaming turd"
by Killerqueen94 October 3, 2014
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Turd Factory

Commonly assoctiated with the anus, or more specifically the sphincter that cuts the turds. See also turd cutter

More specifically pertaining to the digestive system wherein raw materials (food) come in at one end of a production line and go out as a finished product (turds) at the other. The mouth, tongue, and teeth act as the gathering function of production. The stomach is where the materials for production are prepared for manufacturing. The upper intestines are the production line where the finished product is made and the lower intestines serve as a location for product storage and incubation while the product waits to ship. The anus or sphincter itself acts as the shipping department.
Seth: I'm taking applications to work at my turd factory. I have an opening in the shipping department.

Kevin: What the fuck is a turd factory.

Seth: That's not important, the important thing is that I need someone to work really hard in my shipping department. I can handle all the receiving at my turd factory, but I really can't manage all the shipping.

Kevin: What if i wanted to receive instead of ship?

Seth: No, no. I'm really, really good at receiving. I see you as more of a shipper.

Kevin: You don't sound very convincing.

Seth: Okay. Tell you what. We can work things out. Sometimes I'll receive and sometimes you can.

Kevin: No thanks. I'll think I'll look for a different job.
by WTF Dictionary July 13, 2012
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