tugs

Gang members. Tugs differentiated by their 1) use of dragnets, 2) ability to force their way into your life, usually via killing or threatening to kill family members much like coyotes and wetbacks but for little to no compensation outside of the psychological, 3) sexually immature, often sexual offenders and creeps who overcompensate for it immensely, 4) homosexuals before, during and after the prison stint, 5) have that bow-of-the-boat "fascist smile" that comes off as clownish, 6) often unironically refer to others as childish, or are led by those who do i.e. dad, 7) propensity for free rape and pay exorbitantly for everything else; single-handedly known to inflate the price of everything they touch making them exactly like the (((free market capitalists))) they claim to stand against.

Death of a Salesman is a precursory play written about a failed tugboat captain to a couple of tugs his dragnet of a wife birthed while he was out slinging snake oil and whoring. While the play could have gone in any direction, it ends with both tugs taking the common-sense roles they've been raised to believe are not at all a product of their environment and, we assume, zealously pursuing them predictably and boringly.

by Swan Schlong November 10, 2021

Tug Of War

The act of having sex with a woman who is nearly due, while being afraid of the baby grabbing your penis and playing tug of war with it.

How was your evening Mickey? - John
Just finished playing tug of war with your mother. - Mickey

by J19 December 28, 2016

tug

another word for jerking off or the act of pulling on your foreskin like a rope

dude im about to tug.
max just tugged in his webcam!

by OperdalTheWriter January 1, 2025

Cowboy tug of war

When 2 men get butt to butt and deposit there nuts in the others anus. Once nuts are deposited in anus clench butthole around the sack like trying to hold in a fart at church. Once that is done proceed to pull away from each till one gives up and there nuts come out of the others anus. The person that has there nuts come out first is the loser.

I can’t believe I won cowboy tug of war last night at the party.

by Iron head May 23, 2024

dick tug nuts

when someone tugs on your dick and nuts at the same time

she is so hot she gave me a dick tug nuts

by tityass June 20, 2016

cup n tug

When a man has his gentleman tackle cupped and his rod tugged by another person, whether of the same sex or the opposite. Can be performed as a solo act, however is frowned upon.

Mathew: "Damien i would greatly appreciate a cup n tug!"

Damien: "Well present the goods, i cant let you do it yourself as that is frowned upon"

by Tadpole_F_Ucker February 18, 2011

gin tug

GIN TUG is where you you tug a males private part with a empty gin bottle till it gets stuck

Patient"ahhhh get it off"
Nurse" Oh my god what happend. To him doctor"

Doctor " this poor soul has suffered the fate of THE GIN TUG"
patiant"oh god please someone get it off "
Nurse" but doctor what is a gin tug"
Doctor "its a punishment for cheating "
Patient "help me!!!"

by HugzZz May 22, 2017