Ball tracks

Remnants of feces left on the toilet seat from the man's balls and taint

you left ball tracks on my toilet seat

by Kallen89 April 20, 2017

race track sexy

A far less then semi-desirable male, often hailing from central Kern County, or as the locals call it "Bako", with an elevated sense of self-worth so far removed from reality that it leaves women immobile, speechless, and with a look of horrified confusion

Guy: Hey mama, you know you want me, I'm Race Track Sexy

Girl:..........(vomits but swallows it as to not show fear and weakness)..........(slowly backs away).....

by MindYourMerkin August 14, 2017

Turtle Tracks

Those unquestionable signs that a turtle has been taking a peek out the back door. Skid marks on one's undergarments as the result of turtleheading.

I pulled off me trousers and to my dismay, I found another set of turtle tracks. I can't wait until they finish renovating the third floor bathroom!

by Bobby "StreetCred" Mcgraw July 23, 2017

ackie trackie

A game needing only people and a lamppost/stationary large object. This game involves a group of people having one person on. Everyone will hide whilst the allocated person who is ‘it’ will stand at the object/lamppost and count down from a decided number. At the end the person will shout ‘ACKIE TRACKIE 123’ and will attempt to find the rest of the players. All players must attempt to reach the object and say ackie trackie 123 before getting tagged. If tagged the player must race the person who is ‘it’ to the object and say ackie trackie 123. Who ever loses the race is subject to the possibility of being on. After everyone has attempted to get to the object, the last person can try to beat the person on and shout ‘ACKIE TRACKIE 123 SAVE ALL’ this would in turn restart the game and leave the same person on. If they are unsuccessful at this, they are on or if they do not say save all, the first person to be caught is on.

“Hey Jim shall we play a dashing game of Ackie Trackie 123?”
“Sure thing Paul, lets call on for Hannah and Jose to play too!”

by Puncturedbicycle May 5, 2018

One Track Pony

Another way of saying One Hit Wonder, an artist known for only one song and nothing else.

Crazy Town is a famous one track pony with that song "Butterfly" in the early 2000s

by Phyterpilot April 19, 2019

happy tracks

The act of ejaculating on a girls stomach...

Dude I totally left happy tracks on Bailey last night

by Sholngdonson September 20, 2019

8 track tapeworm

A song stuck in your head, on auto-repeat since 1966.

Having blown their cash on a then-state-of-the-art sound system for the band truck, the guys only had enough to buy one tape. For the last five decades, Martha and the Vandellas had been singing endlessly in his head - "It's like a heatwave, burnin' in my hea-a-art, can't keep from a-cry-in', tearin' me apa-a-art", his personal 8 track tapeworm.

by Monkey's Dad March 8, 2020