bohemian funk

Any sickness that is random or unexplainable.

Dylan has a rash on his face, looks like the bohemian funk!

by Rae-Rae1009 January 15, 2018

Gobble Funked

When a person loses their trail of thought and can't pronounce words properly, similar to stuttering

Boy 1 : how have you been?

Boy 2 : I've been good, I've just been gahdhdg

Boy 1 : he's gobble funked again

by Rebooted April 28, 2025

Alexander Funke

An imaginary friend of unusual, homuncular proportions. Usually disposed to literature, modeling, and furry jackets.
Alexander Funke is a lengthening of the acronym, A.F. which stands for: abercrombie and fitch.

" Dag yo, Alexander Funke got a sale. On chronic"
"Crikey, I had a dream about Alexander Funke last night, once again. He/She told me to burn things."

by Dr. S. Mukherji December 27, 2007

Tyler Funke

Tyler Funke is the sexiest tik toker, Tyler is a dedicated, funny, intelligent, beautiful, breeze of fresh air. I’m proud of you Tyler. I can’t wait until I escape from Australia and run away with you.

Tyler Funke

by Someonelovesyou March 29, 2021

Funk-a-freak

Pronounced “funk-uh-freak,” a “funk-a-freak” is a crazy ass motherfucker who says the dumbest and most idiotic shit known to man. The things they say are offensive and lowly, which makes them look stupid and pathetic. You wouldn’t want to be friends with one, especially since they would make you look bad.

“I’m not the funk-a-freak who gets jokes out of saying stupid shit.”

“Stinky ass funk-a-freak.. the hell do you mean by that?”

by jm1r7 April 11, 2023

dad funk

When your clothes get mixed up in the laundry with your dad's clothes and smell like your dad prior to washing them.

Man, now my jeans have a "dad funk"!

by Chase3s May 15, 2016

funke

t give some one a heavy slap to help then

if you dont get a green in math i will funke you

by anonymous November 23, 2020