Scottdale Poop n' Scoop

When your roommate or friend sneaks up on you while your sleeping and gets you to orgasm through rectal insertion without you waking up.

Aw man my roommate gave me the ol' Scottdale Poop n' Scoop last night and I've never woken up more refreshed.

by anonymous January 29, 2022

Scoop

Scooping someone, it's when you ask in a cute way your boyfriend or girlfriend to give you more space in the bed.

"Scoop my love. I want more space."

by Quit&Tit January 29, 2022

Scoop

A fire ass song by Lil Nas X, featuring Doja Cat 😍

Understand, I'm just tryna be the daily scoop !

by Stream montero February 5, 2022

Scoop Slap

Quick motion of lifting up and then slapping down someones breast (usually a female) with the intent for it to sting. Bonus points if you clip the nipple.

(Sort of akin to a towel snap)

I roasted her too hard and she scoop slapped me!

by Hyde P April 5, 2022

Annnnd Scoop!

Gay panic

Luz picks up and while saying “Annnnd Scoop!”

by Move!ImGay January 6, 2021

Chocolate scoop

When a guy fucks you in the ass and you shit on him.

I promised him ice cream so I chocolate scooped him.

by Chad Wintergreen June 1, 2021

Zoop Scooping

Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.

Oh man what an awful week… you guys wanna go zoop scooping tonight?

by Goonmonkeyheheheh October 17, 2024