thonking

this word was invented when one day a.j. collins was talking with me and amy gleeson on msn. he said he was thonking about something. so i said it should be used as a word for people that are supposedly thinking when we know they really dont think at all.

what was i thinking?!
you werent, you were thonking.

by caitlin September 1, 2004

Thong Speed

The speed at which your life outpaces the suspension of disbelief that all this could really happen to one single person...

After the third musician hit on me, my weekend hit thong speed, and I had to blog about it.

by Pagan Marbury September 21, 2005

Thong

Type of women's underwear. Comfortable, even though it doesn't seem like they would be. A turn on for most guys, sometimes to the point they will put yours on themselves, because they won't get any until they do and dance around.

Haha, i made my ex wear my thong.

by SexxKittenn January 18, 2010

Thong

to be not as good as a g string.

by Anonymous February 16, 2003

b.o.b.-a-thon

b.o.b.-a-thon: when a girl comes home from a hard day and takes a nice long bath, then proceeds to have a marathon session with her favorite vibrator. Includes multiple orgasms over a 2-3 hour period.

Sunshine: So what'd you do last night, Katie?
Katie: I had a b.o.b.-a-thon, and I feel so much better today! I was at it for like three hours! Six orgasms and no stress today baby!

by KatieZ1983 October 25, 2008

thong

A great way to get vaginitis or a yeast infection!! Not to mention TONS of anal bacteria gets in your vagina. It's merely butt floss. :)

Stupid Boy: Dude, thongs are sooooo SEXY.

Smart Girl: I'd rather not sacrifice my vaginal health by putting a piece of string between my labia.

by coolerthanice April 11, 2010

Blart-a-thon

Similiar to blart, but occurs when many people are competing for title of biggest blarter

Aeryck and Ed were blarting back and forth so much, that it turned into a straight out Blart-a-thon!

by LilOlMe2004 February 6, 2006