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Jasmine Tea

She is a special type of tea that will put on a show so she can lure you into her sticky trap and hurt you so much that you'll get depression. Trust me it happened once. She'll leave you when you need her the most. Tastes floral and sweet. Lots of benefits thought.
Jasmine Tea: I love Minnie Mouse

Person: yea no shark Jasmine tea ugh
by strawberryicecreaminmalibu November 7, 2021
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tea slut

“she’s so thirsty for drama
what a tea slut”
by reeegorl March 10, 2019
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spollen tea

Large amounts of gossip being told at one time. It is different than "spill the tea" as spill is a light drip whereas spollen is a large amount of tea (gossip) being told.
Rhea had some spollen tea to share with Isabella
by swiggityswagger November 20, 2018
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Bully of Tea

Bully of Tea: OI! Gimme yer bo'oh'o'woh'oh!
Other person: No way, you Bully of Tea!
by O' Chungus October 31, 2022
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Devonshire tea

When you are on you back and the chosen lady is on top. It's that time of the month. Once you have sufficiently cream pied her bloody box she dismounts and leaves a healthy serving of fanny jam and man cream on your nuts. She then begins to suck your nuts while you piss on her.
Phil & Karen snuck away from their vineyard tour so that Phil could give Karen a Devonshire Tea.
by Kelly2357 July 22, 2022
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tea af

When the gossip is extra juicy. But make sure to say tea then wait a second and say AF
Ashley: did you hear who Brian is hooking up with?
Tasha: WHO???
Ashley: Brooke!
Tasha: tea AF
by taylorgang__ September 8, 2018
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Piss tea

When you have to piss really bad and you piss on some tea
Bill: oh cwaka waka I gots 2 piss
Jim: just make piss tea
by Urinal_goblin December 24, 2020
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